A flaming elf. (imp-alight)

where one places dirty dishes (in the sink)

Italian suppositories. (in-you-end-os)

Me not on time. (I-(am)-so-late)

An English tramp. (hobo)

In favour of youth. (pro-teen)

What trees do in Spring. (re-leaf)

how geese fly (in formation)

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

"Big foot is blurry... that's the problem!"