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Navy Dentist

Navy dentist's licence plate: TOP GUM

Poise

Poise: the ability to continue speaking fluently while the other fellow is picking up the cheque.

Laughs last

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Snowmen vs Snowwomen

Q: What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? A: Snowballs

Barbie

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Math

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!

Vacation

Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!

Energizer

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

Lottery

Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math

Generalizations

all generalizations are false

Stay Fit

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!