If you are in darkness, then pray to God. If you are still in darkness, then go and pay your electricity bill......

Just when you are finally happy with your life and eveything going on in your life.... You get married and ruin it!

You never know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. But if you walked a mile in their shoes wouldn't their feet get cold?

Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.

I found this attached to a halloween scythe: BE SURE HEAD IS ATTACHED BEFORE USE.

What's green and runs round the garden? The hedge!

What is a musician with real high morals? Virtuoso.

Can you decipher this phrase? A R M S Open arms!

Les chères léchèrent les chairs.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?