The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

All things are possible - except skiing through a revolving door.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W. C. Fields.

My grandson is four and can recite the whole Gettysburg Address. Abraham Lincoln couldn't do it until he was fifty-four. - Sam Levenson.

Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Alva Edison.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat". - Steven Wright.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.

You might be a teacher if you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way he/she is," after meeting the parents.

Q: Why are cannibals such great improvs? A: They keep feeding off each other.

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