Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
4 on the Floor
Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Argue Meant
Don't argue with an idiot. He may be doing the same thing.
Sighs?
Do not try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked "petite" and hold on to the receipt.
You Know Something?
Knowledge cannot enter the head via an open mouth.
©rap
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to fine art.
To Arms!
Join the fight against brutality.
Attacks
Why isn't there a tax on stuff I DON'T like?
Have Faith?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
I KNOW I'm Right!
When a man wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince him.
Grocery List
Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.
Connie Francis (1959)
Lipstick; (noun) On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!
Foreign Film
Foreign Film Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.
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