Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Laughs last
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
What's the difference?
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Snowmen vs Snowwomen
Q: What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? A: Snowballs
Barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Math
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!
Vacation
Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!
Energizer
Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.
Lottery
Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math
Generalizations
all generalizations are false
Stay Fit
Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!
IRS
IRS... we've got what it takes, to take what you've got
Laugh
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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