Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone!

Did you ever notice that a lot of people will do just about anything to get attention? Like putting jokes up on a website! P.S I love Wocka.

Did you hear about the morning after pill for guys? It changes his blood type.

What do a walrus & tupperware have in common? They both like a "tight" SEAL!

Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

1. Who's idea was it to put "s" in the word "Lisp"? 2. Trust in God, but keep your car locked. 3. They say that swimming is good for your figure. If so, what happened to whales?

"Please Don't Hurt Me" by I. Bruce Easily "Life Through the Eyes of a Drunk" by Al Coholic "Thirty yards to the outhouse" by Will E. Makeit (illustrated by Betty Wont) "The Proper Use of Sunscreens" by Justin Casey Burns "How To Cure Scratching" by Ivan Awfulich "Discount Alternatives" by Robin Stuff

Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick!

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember everything.

You're like school on Saturday... NO CLASS!

Beer... it's the cause and solution to all men's problems!

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer, Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names." What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts"!