Q. Who likes to make dinner for Peter Pan? A. Captain Cook!

Why couldn't the Human Torch get married? He couldn't find his Match!

What do you call a stupid garbage can? A Dumb-ster!

No, of course it isn't.

rudeness - someone who keeps talking while your are trying to interrupt.

From a brunette's point of view: Blondes may have more fun but hey, at least we can read!

This is laziness!

D.A.R.E. sadly doesn't stand for Drugs Are Really Excellent.

We rated with RSAC i, TM Safe Surf Rated.

We have all wished for something, but think about this: Hold out your hands, wish in one, and crap in the other. Which hand do you think will get filled up first?

Have you seen the lottery tickets from India? If the spot on your ticket matches the spot on your forehead, you win a 7-11 store.

The only thing truly free of charge is a dead battery.