Category Jokes - One Liner
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
What happens if you pop the popcorn upside down?
Why aren't HAMburgers made out of ham?
And my favorite:
Donde estan mis pantalones?
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
5. Do I look like a people person?
6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
8. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
9. Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
10. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
11. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
12. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
13. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
14
Here's a stupid warning label:
If you look at a fire extinguisher, it will say "Non-flamable"
what happened to the lost boy?
he came to a house and wrote a joke that was exactly like this except in larger font and with a little more umph ya know what i mean a very humerous joke in fact i do believe he is working on more ya know i lied i ain't lost i just like making very very very long jokes sorta like this one ya know what i wrote is called a run on sentence my papa told me about run ons they are fun i can't imagine not having a papa if you don't have one i feel bad for you starting at 'starting' i wrote 100 words thats a lot but still my favorite number is464,546,879,6 but i won't go till there i can't believe i counted my words how nerdy i'm stopping soon wait......... 127 ha buh
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