Category Jokes - One Liner
laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and some-one will hear you,
but fart and you're on your own!!
The squirrel's eyes widened as he tried to move but froze when he realized........
He'd buried the wrong nuts!
Why is it better to be killed by a shark than by a lawyer?
Answer:
The shark would be brief.
Did you hear about the two peanuts who got mugged on their walk down the street?
They were assaulted