Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and some-one will hear you, but fart and you're on your own!!
The squirrel's eyes widened as he tried to move but froze when he realized........ He'd buried the wrong nuts!
I'm trying computer dating, at least I'm not getting dumped... but I do get deleted.
if stealing kids is kidnapping,is stealing adults oldnapping?
Where does a Dog go when he loses his tail? Answer: A retailer
Why do snakes always lose in court? Answer: They don't have a leg to stand on!
Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
Why is it better to be killed by a shark than by a lawyer? Answer: The shark would be brief.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?
What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log.
Did you hear about the two peanuts who got mugged on their walk down the street? They were assaulted
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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