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Dating

I'm trying computer dating, at least I'm not getting dumped... but I do get deleted.

Kid Vs. Old

if stealing kids is kidnapping,is stealing adults oldnapping?

Dogs Tail

Where does a Dog go when he loses his tail? Answer: A retailer

Snakes in Court

Why do snakes always lose in court? Answer: They don't have a leg to stand on!

Gay Midget

Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Fishey Fritters

Why is it better to be killed by a shark than by a lawyer? Answer: The shark would be brief.

More Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Star Trek

What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log.

PEANUTS

Did you hear about the two peanuts who got mugged on their walk down the street? They were assaulted

Schizo

I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

Water Words

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved

Chromosomes Rule

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Pull down their genes.