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Fractions

My survey which I conducted said that 8 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

Darwin's Insult

Hey! I recognize you! You're the third one over on the evolutionary scale!

Something Funny

What do you call a black person that wants to be and acts just like Jackie Chan? Blackie Chan

Psychics?

Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?

Telekinesis

All believers in telekinesis raise my hand!

Bad Mechanic

I couldn't fix your brakes, so instead I made your horn louder.

F- UCK

What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK? FiretrUCK

Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

Child of the Corn

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where's pop corn?

Breakfast

I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance

Lightbulbs

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how many lightbulbs need changing.

Where did they sign the Declaration of Independence? At the bottom.