Category Jokes - One Liner
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see doub
What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
Proverb : Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Refined by me : Behind every successful man, there is a very much surprised woman.
Q: What's green, has 3 eyes, sharp teeth, and blood on its face?
A: I don't know, but it's on your shoulder!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
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