Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
He Who Eats Cereal
Who eats cereal and plays golf? Tony the Tiger Woods.
Hide-and-Seek
Why is it hard for dalmatians to play hide-and-seek? Because they're always spotted!
Disobedience
What do you get when you aim a nuclear weapon at a disobedient country? South Korean Barbecue.
Holy Man
What do you call a holy man that fries potatoes? A chipmonk
Coffee??
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
Dating
What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.
In-laws vs Outlaws
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Sleeping?
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lowery's Law of Home Repair:
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beach's Law
Interchangeable parts aren't.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand:
The one item you need is always in short supply.
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