Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
The journey of a thousand miles ... begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Sex
Sex is like air. It's not important... unless you aren't getting any.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again... It was probably worth it.
Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things get worse.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
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