Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Sex
Sex is like air. It's not important... unless you aren't getting any.
Two Feet
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Lending Results
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again... It was probably worth it.
Some Days...
Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield.
Don't Worry...
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good Judgment...
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Two Theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Learning
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Born Naked
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things get worse.
Everyone...
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
Hobby
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Coffee
Waitress: "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
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