Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Hippo
Q)A hippo is sitting on your chair....what time is it? A)Time to get a new chair
Rooster and a Duck??
Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duck? A: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!
Bad snow boots
Q.Why shouldn't you wear snow boots? A.Because they will melt!
Snow White
Q. Why would Snow White be a good judge? A.Because she's the fairest in the land.
Tough Chicken
Q.Where do tough chickens come from? A.Hard boiled eggs!
Doctor House
Q.Why did the house go to the doctor? A.To get a cure for his window pane!
Chef Offspring
What did the chef name his son? Stu
Broken Tomato
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
A Cat and Elephant
What did the cat say to the elephant? "......................meOW!"
Laziness
The Lazy Boy, by Yu Doit
New Type of Tea
What do soccer players drink? Penaltea!
Ho Ho Ho
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho ho ho.
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