Category Jokes - One Liner
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A. You come in one and go in the other.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q)Why does a traffic light turn red?
A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.