Q.Why shouldn't you wear snow boots? A.Because they will melt!

Q. Why would Snow White be a good judge? A.Because she's the fairest in the land.

Q.Where do tough chickens come from? A.Hard boiled eggs!

Q.Why did the house go to the doctor? A.To get a cure for his window pane!

What did the chef name his son? Stu

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

What did the cat say to the elephant? "......................meOW!"

The Lazy Boy, by Yu Doit

What do soccer players drink? Penaltea!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho ho ho.

Why do firemen use red suspenders? To hold their pants up!!!

What do you call a herd of white people? Avalanche What do you call a herd of black people? Mudslide What do you call a herd of mexicans? Jailbreak!