Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Wife & Job
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Blow Job
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence.
Laxative
Q. How is a woman like a laxative ? A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Die
Q. Why do husbands die before their wives ? A. They want to
PMS
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ? A. Lipstick.
Horse's Favourite
What is a horse's favourite Shakepearean play? Rodeo and Juliet
Penguin Dance
Q)Where do penguins go to dance? A)The snowball
Eskimo Pigs
Q)Where do eskimo pigs live? A)In a pigloo.
Traffic Light
Q)Why does a traffic light turn red? A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.
Polar Bear in Jungle
Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!
Hippo
Q)A hippo is sitting on your chair....what time is it? A)Time to get a new chair
Rooster and a Duck??
Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duck? A: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!
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