Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Politics
Politics comes from the root "poli-", which means many, and "-tics", which means, blood-sucking creatures.
ATM
Why do they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?
Women
Can women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
Depression
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Birds
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Eagles
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Cholesterol
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.
Success
Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives!
Freeway
When everything is coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.
Good Way
A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
Golden
Silence is golden, because you never have to explain something you didn't say.
Insomnia
I'm such an insomniac, the sheep fall asleep before I do.
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