Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Unique
Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else!
Funerals
Always go to other peoples funerals, or they wont come to yours.
Walking
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Bills
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Nobody
Nobody's perfect-I'm a nobody.
Silence
Ask me about my vow of silence..
Courdory
Courdory pillows--they're making headlines.
Thesaurus
What is another word for Thesaurus?
Butter
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.
Virginia
Her name was Virginia. They called her Virgin for short, but not for long!
Vaseline
And out of the night came the terrible scream, "Who put the sand in the Vaseline!?"
One Fence and Another
What's the difference between two yards? A. Usually a fence.
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