As I always say, "REAL men don't shave below the neck." Well, unless they are a body builder, I guess you have to show it off. Then again, it might be good for a boxer to be more slippery so punches have less "stick" or whatever. Yea, I guess it's the same with kick boxers. Also, I guess porn stars have their reasons. And male models.... OK, I guess I meant that "REAL men don't shave below the neck, unless they can beat me up, of course."

The other day, after what felt like five days of after-school detention, I hailed a taxi - it was almost six, jeez. I opened the door and stepped inside. Making myself comfortable in the back seat, I told him my home address, without caring who the cabbie was. I sank into the seat, with a kind of uneasiness. What would mum do? Ground me for the next ten years? I checked my watch every fifteen seconds, and watched the traffic shooting by. About halfway down the road, the dumb cabbie slowed suddenly. Damn you, I thought. Before I could say anything, the cabbie turned to me. For a moment, I was frozen with fear. The cabbie was not half like anyone I'd seen before. His hair was the colour of

Teenager: Dad, did you hear that Jake broke up with Taylor? Dad: Oh no, another album.

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Superman was bored one day; he goes to see Batman, and he asks, "Do you want to go save the world?" "Sorry" Batman said. "Spring cleaning at the Batcave," so Superman goes to see the Green Lantern. "You wanna save the world?" he asks. "Can't, ring has been acting up," Lantern said. Then, flying around the city, Superman sees Wonderwoman sitting on top of a building totally naked. Superman thinks to himself, knowing that he could fly down there, do his business and be gone before she realized what happened.(He doesn't last very long), so he decide to go for it, flies down, has his fun, and is gone. Wonderwoman asks, "What's wrong, Invisible Man?" "I don't know but my ass hurts like he

This is what happen to a boy and his father: Son: dad i want to marry. Father: who do you want to marry? Son: your mother. Father: why do you want to marry my mother? Son: because you also marry my mother. :)

Lady on telephone: "Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids." Guy (stunned!): Are you Sandra? No. Jenny? No. Amy? No. Betty? No. Lady (in confusion): "No sir, I'm your son's class teacher."

Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them. I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my gol

Take a look at these 45 items and see if you find yourself relating and laughing until it hurts! More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or ma

The other day, I bought a packet of air. I was surprised to find a few potato chips inside it. -Dedicated to Lays

A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."