Moe the midget always gets bullied by Terrance the tall goon. After many months of getting bullied and being made fun of his size, Moe has had it. One day, Moe challenges Terrance saying, "If you can do everything I can, then I will leave town forever and if you can't, then you will have to leave town and never return." Terrance accepts with confidence. For the first round, Moe does 10 back-flips continuously. A crowd watching the whole thing, claps. Unfortunately, Terrance also does the back-flips and wins the round. For the second round, Moe does a hand stand and walks around for several minutes without losing balance. This round is also won by Terrance. For the final round, Moe ask f

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the navy kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"

The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away." The young man took a deep breath and said, "I missed this train at the last station."

Honecker and Mielke are discussing their hobbies. Honecker: "I collect all the jokes about me that are in circulation." Mielke: "Then we have almost the same hobby. I collect those who bring the jokes into circulation."

How can you tell that the Stasi has bugged your apartment? There's a new cabinet in it.

Two Stasi agents are on a surveillance mission and quite bored. First agent: "Hey, what are you thinking about?" Second agent: "Oh, nothing special. The same as you..." First agent: "In that case, you're under arrest!"

What's the difference between an HO-sausage and Sputnik? They've officially confirmed that Sputnik 2 had a dog in it.

A man was fishing. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."

How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank!

VEB Sachsenring brought out a new Eco-Trabi: Immediately available for delivery, extremely cheap, extremely quiet, extremely environmentally friendly - with electric power train. Small problem: The extension cord is only 20 meters long and not in stock.

Did you know they have Knight Rider in the GDR? It's a Trabant with a pocket calculator!

A West German businessman is driving a Mercedes through East Germany on a rainy night when his windshield wipers stop working. He takes it to an East German mechanic, who tells him there are no Mercedes windshield wiper motors in the GDR, but he will do his best to fix it. When the businessman returns the next day, to his surprise the windshield wipers are working perfectly. "How did you find a Mercedes windshield wiper motor in the East?" he asks the mechanic. "We didn't," replies the mechanic, "We used the engine motor of a Trabant."