Did you hear about the gay guy that put a Nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to three butts a day!

My bus driver for my school is always trying to say that he's a gangster. But no one ever believes him so the other day I confronted him. So I asked, "are you really a gangster"? He sweated nervously, shaking and then he finally answered "of course I am I'm from the West Side". I did not feel that to be a sufficient answer so I then asked him "West Side of where"? He mumbled to himself a while and then answered me "West Side of Malibu".

5 = diagonals of a pentagon.

9 = diagonals of a hexagon.

4 = 2+2

2 = special administrative regions in China. (Hong Kong and Macau)

Dozen^2 = Gross.

100 = decimeters in a decameter.

101 = keys on a computer keyboard.

Jack and Jill went down the hill.

Jack = 11 in cards.

HWAYETRDETIPZLHV OMNLTESOSHSUZEAE 32. Reading one letter from the top row and then one from the bottom row, the puzzle reads: 'How many letters does this puzzle have'.