Category Jokes - Other / Misc
Natrium chloride = table salt.
"Natrium", from which the symbol "Na" derives, is the German word of "sodium".
Can you decipher this phrase?
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Mistletoe!
(Miss L two.)
In the city of Gilacopa during the year of 1832 there was a great poet. He wrote some of the most beautiful poems the world had ever known. One day his assistant was in his office and he noticed a sheet of paper on his desk and he figured it must of been the poets newest work.
The assistant could not understand the poem so he took it over to the neighbor whom was much wiser than he. The neighbor looked at the poem and declared, "It is clearly a tribute to the troops in Iraq", but this could not be so since this was the 1830's and there was no war in Iraq yet, so they took the poem to the psychologist who was much wiser than they.
The pychologist looked at this and said, "This is obviously
1. Regular naps prevent old age.... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8.. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab
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