The Godfather was dying. He summoned one of his godsons and said softly, "Mikey, before I go, I gotta ask one favor." "Yes, godfather, anything," said Mikey. "I worship you." The old man's eyes narrowed. "I want you to go to my bathroom and masturbate." The lad looked around uneasily. "I dunno, boss. That's kinda embarrassing." "Who raised you as if you were my own?" demanded the Godfather. "This one thing you can't do for me?" The young man realized his error and agreed to the request. When he returned, the old man said, "One more request?" "Sure, godfather, anything," said Mikey. "Do it again!" "What? I just did it," protested Mikey. "Who gave you money, clothes, girls, huh? And you

Change the position of just one of the words below so that all the words are in an alphabetical sequence: llama phoenix hyena alligator beaver elephant tortoise antelope Antelope. Move it from the end to the beginning, the initial letters will then spell ALPHABET!

Which word is the odd one out? seventy brawl clover proper carrot swing change travel sacred stone Carrot. Each of the other words remains a real word if you remove the first and last letter.

Can you complete this sentence using two words which are anagrams of each other? Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog _______. Luckily, he managed to complete the _______ manoeuvre without crashing. Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog barking. Luckily, he managed to complete the braking manoeuvre without crashing.

10=E on B 10 editors on braingle.

Can you decipher this phrase? cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat Copy cat!

Can you decipher this phrase? SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME Pyramid scheme!

Once, there was 3 Chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck, adding 'ck' to the end." Chu said, "Then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."

This Chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The guy says, 'I'm a comedian.' The Chinese guy says 'No, u no camedien!' The guy says, 'Yer, I am, honest.' The Chinese guy says, 'No, you're not, ploove it, change coror!' (He says it like chameleon)

1. Ride on the baggage claim machine and go around in circles, don't leave until security comes. 2. Ride on those carts and pretend you're in the Batmobile. 3. When checking in, and the attendant takes your baggage and puts it into the machine say you left your passport, bag, purse, flight ticket etc. in there, when they take back the luggage, say you found it in your wallet. 4. Ask for Snerples while on the plane and insist you must have one. 5. Ask where the airport is in the information stand. 6. If you are sitting next to a kid on a plane, point out that you just saw a UFO come by. 7. When the plane is airborne, tell the flight attendant you got on the wrong flight. 8. Pretend to

Always keep several "get well" cards on the mantle. That way, if unexpected guests arrive they will think you have been sick and unable to clean.

Chris and his friend Johnathan are standing outside of school one day. Johnathan finds Chris wearing his hair black and slicked down, with a purple stripe, with mascara and nail polish and a Korn t-shirt. Johnathan: So, Chris, what's with the new outfit? Chris: I'm Emo. Johnathan: You are not Emo. Chris: Yeah I am, my life has no meaning and I listen to Korn; I'm extremely Emo. Johnathan: Did you watch Family Guy last night? Chris: Yeah. Johnathan: ... Chris: ...OH! Guess I'm not Emo. Johnathan: Yup. Chris: Can I still listen to Korn? Johnathan: Sure.