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Give me food and I will live.
Give me water and I will die.
What or who am I?
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A fire
Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'."
"It's this dress, officer - it always make me look older!"
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that there is no bad news. The bad news is that there is no good news.
Larry: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall?
Mary: Because he had a bad summer.
"What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?"
"Tea, please."
"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
"Ceylon tea."
"How would you like it? Black or white?"
"White."
"Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
"With milk, please."
"Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
"With cow milk, please."
"Milk from Friesland cow or African cow?"
"Um, I'll take it black."
"Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
"With sugar, please."
"Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
"Cane sugar, please."
"White, brown or yellow sugar?"
"Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
"Mineral water or still water?"
"Mineral w
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How many moves, at least, are required to stalemate in chess?
Nineteen moves.
1.h4 h5
2.c4 a5
3.Qa4 Ra6
4.Qxa5 Rah6
5.Qxc7 f6
6.Qxd7+ Kf7
7.Qxb7 Qd3
8.Qxb8 Qh7
9.Qxc8 Kg6
10.Qe6
How many moves, at least, are required to checkmate in chess?
Four moves.
1.f4 e5
2.g4 Qh4#
What is 60 divided by 1/3rd?
Read carefully.
If you think it's 180, then you're wrong! The answer is 20.
3rd is 1/3.
1/3rd is 1/(1/3), and therefore 3.
60 divided by 3 is 20.
The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean?
What is the median and what is the mean?
There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6.
Compare each number with the median, the mean is
10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.
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