I was at my friends house and we were bragging about how little we can eat. My friend J.B sister said some times I don't eat all day. I asked her, "oh you fast?" Then she says, "No, I'm actually pretty slow." Then her mom told her fasting is not eating for a long time. That is why breakfast is called breakfast, to break your fast and eat. Then his sister goes, "How do you know?" I busted a gut so bad. She should have been a blond.

3 young boys were walking along a river bank when they saw a man drowning in the river. Together they manage to pull him out. When they pulled him out they notice that it is in fact George Bush, leader of the free world. George Bush says to the boys, "Thank you oh so much! In return for you kindness, I will give each of you whatever you desire." He turns to the first boy, "What would you like?" The boy says, "I'd like a bike, but not just any bike, a bike with all the whistles and gadgets it could possibly have!" George Bush says, "And you shall have it!" He turns to the second boy, "And what about you?" The boy goes, "I'd like a huge house for all 12 members of my family, a huge mansi

A book never written: Becoming a Better Artist by N.O. Creativity

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A book never written: Yellow Rivers by L. O. Tsoftea

Here is a book never written. Extinction is Distinction by Dinah Soar

What bird can't fly as high as you can jump? A bird in a cage.

Which candles burn longer, the candles on a girl's cake or a boy's cake? No candles burn longer. They all burn shorter.

Returning home from dinner out one night, I started to feel sick. Suspecting food poisoning, I called the restaurant's manager. "I can't believe that happened!", she said. She sounded truly shocked. "What did you order?" I told her I ordered the meat loaf. "That's weird,"she observed."Usually it's the stuffing."

What does playing the bagpipes and throwing a javelin blind-folded have in common? You don't have to be very good at either to get a lot of peoples' attention.

Okay, so. King Arthur is in a heated battle with another king. Now, Arthur has all of his best men in battle, but unfortunatly, he loses. Because kings don't really kill other kings, the king agrees to let Arthur go, if he answers one question. The king asks Arther to find out what a woman wants most. The question must be answered in 1 year's time. Arthur has no idea where to look, so he sends a few of his best soldiers to search for someone who knows what women want. 2 months later, Arthur hears word of a witch who lives up in the northern-most mountains who knows what all women want. Arthur sent his best man, Sir Lancelot Du Lac to find the witch. Sir Lancelot travels for many moons, until

Wal-mart is planning on opening fifty new stores in areas that are blighted. Ironically, the official definition of blighted is what happens to an area when Wal-mart opens a store nearby.