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80 The first Secretary General of the UNO was Trygve Lie 81 The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Federick Auguste Bartholdi 82 The port of Banku is situated in Azerbaijan 83 John F.Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harry Oswald 84 The largest river in France is Loire 85 The Queen of England who married her brother-in-law was Catherine of Aragon 86 The first negro to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize was Ralph Johnson Bunche 87 The first British University to admit women for degree courses was London University 88 The principal export of Jamaica is sugar 89 New York is popularly known as the City of Skyscrapers 90 Madagascar is popularly known as the Island of Cloves 91 The country known as
110 The largest bay in the world is Hudson Bay, Canada 111 The largest church in the world is Bascilica of St.Peter, Vatican City, Rome 112 The largest peninsula in the world is Arabia 113 The largest gulf in the world is Gulf of Mexico 114 The tallest statue in the world is the Motherland, Volgograd, Russia 115 The largest railway tunnel in the world is the Oshimzu Tunnel, Japan 116 The world's loneliest island is the Tristan da Cunha 117 The word 'Quiz' was coined by Jim Daly, Irishman 118 The original meaning of 'Quiz' was Trick 119 The busiest shopping centre of London is Oxford Street 120 The residence of the Queen in London is Buckingham Palace 121 Adolf Hitler was born in Austria 122
140 Ice Cream was discovered by Gerald Tisyum 141 The number regarded as lucky number in Italy is thirteen 142 Napoleon suffered from alurophobia which means fear of cats 143 The aeroplanes was used in war for the first time by Italians (14 Oct.1911) 144 Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln 145 The Headquarters of textile manufacturing in England is Manchester 146 The famous island located at the mouth of the Hudson river is Manhattan 147 The founder of plastic industry was Leo Hendrik Bakeland 148 The country where military service is compulsory for women is Israel 149 The country which has more than 10,000 golf courses is USA 150 The famous painting 'Mona Lisa' is displayed
170 The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa 171 Heathrow Airport is located in London 172 The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude 173 The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega 174 The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois 175 The US state Utah is also known as the Beehive state 176 The Kalahari desert is located in Africa 177 The Pentagonian desert is located in Argentina 178 The person known as the father of aeronautics is Sir George Cayley 179 The most densely populated Island in the world is Honshu 180 The two nations Haiti and the Dominion Republic together form the Island of Hispaniola 181 The largest auto producer in the USA is General Motors 182 The largest
200 The term 'astrology' literally means Star Speech 201 Togo is situated in Africa 202 Coal is also known as Black Diamond 203 The first boxer to win 3 gold medals in Olympics was Laszlo Papp 204 The first ruler who started war games for his soldiers was Genghis Khan 205 The first cross word puzzle in the world was published in 1924 by London Sunday Express 206 The lightest known metal is Lithium 207 The Atacama Desert is located in North Chile 208 The oil used to preserve timber is creosote oil 209 The founder of USA was George Washington 210 The first talkie feature film in USA was The Jazz Singer 211 The chemical name of laughing gas is Nitrous Oxide 212 The US state Mississipi is also k
230 The number of keys in an ordinary piano is eighty eight 231 'Man is a Tool Making Animal' was said by Benjamin Franklin 232 The term 'anesthesia' was coined by Oliver Wendell Holmes 233 The first man to reach Antartica was Fabian Gottlieb 234 The Kilimanjaro volcano is situated in Tanzania 235 The invention that is considered to have built America is dynamite
The Year 2038 Problem.......................... Test it now... Steps... 1. Login to yahoo messenger 2. Send instant message to anyone - fine, it's working... 3. Now, change your system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above (as mentioned in mail) 4. Confirm whether your date is changed 5. Again send instant message to anyone... Your YM crahes.... * * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * * Why.....? What is it? Starting at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038, it is expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking magnificently: satellites falling out of orbit, massive power outages (like the 2003 North American blackout), hospital life suppor
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There once was a captain of a ship, and every day at a certain time he would lock himself up in his cabin and look inside a mysterious black box. He did this every day, but he told nobody what was inside the box. Then one day he died, and in his testament he gave the crew permission to open the box. So they opened the black box, and what they found was a piece of paper: "Starboard is right, port is left."
10.) "We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars." 9.) "I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags." 8.) "Yes sir, we are aware of the biohazard tag on your luggage and no, you don't want to know its origin. I recommend you refrain from opening your suitcase." 7.) "Yes sir, importing Cuban cigars is illegal, that is why the security officer had to confiscate them. What? He's smoking them? HEY! YOU RAT! SAVE SOME FOR ME!" 6.) "I'm sorry madam, but our insurance policy does not cover punctures in your bags caused by our checking
rats have more bones than men parrot can see backwards without turning its head HUMMING BIRD - (RUBY-THROATED) -------------------------------- MASS: About 3-4g (a nickel weighs about 5g). LENGTH: About 8.5cm (3.5") from tip of bill to tip of tail WING BEATS: About 60-80 times per second in normal flight, up to 200 times per second in courtship dives SPEED: Normal flight about 25mph; up to 65kph (40mph) in a courtship dive HEARTBEATS: About 250 times per minute while at rest, about 1,220 per minute while flying BREATHING: About 250 breaths per minute while at rest BODY TEMPERATURE: 40.5 degrees C (105-108 degrees F) FEATHERS: A typical Hum-bird has 940 feathers. FEED RATE: Eats ab
Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Bulls are color blind. A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people. Emus can't walk backwards. A group of unicorns is called a blessing. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of owls is called a parliament. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of bears is called a sleuth. Twelve or more cows is called a flink. A baby oyster is called a spat. Some fleas have split penises like a Y shape An elephant can be pregnant for up to 2 years Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down. The average garden-variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in
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