Jokes
Category Jokes - Other / Misc
If the population of China walked past you, in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Our eyes are always the same from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Rubber Bands last longer when refrigerated. "Lollipop" is the longest word typed with only the right hand. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only 6 in. for each gallon of diesel that if burns. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. The words 'racecar' 'kayak' 'level' and 'radar' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. (palindromes)
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. There are more chickens than people in the world. There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest its self. The largest fish is the whale shark-it can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons. The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. An ant can lift 50 times its own weight. Holland is the only country with a national dog. The first penny had the motto "mind your own business. Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers. Chinese is the most commonly spoken language in the world.
In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland. A male kangaroo is called a boomer. Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water to fresh water. Bamboo makes up 99% of a panda's diet. The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip. Beavers were once the size of bears. The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00 each.
Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth. Panama is the only place in the world that you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic. The only lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty. A honey bee can fly up to 15 m.p.h.
Hawaii is the only U.S. state not to report a temperature of 0f* or below. Kangaroos can jump 30 ft. The first bike was called a hobbyhorse. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny. The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.
A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans a year. The only bird that can swim but not fly is the penguin. The tallest man was 8'11" The first vacuum was so large; it was brought to a house by horse. A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
The average human produces about 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime. Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia. Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls. You must play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose a pound. The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers. Most people hear better with their right ear. Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons. Honey bees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
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