A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across the street, they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later, they reappeared, with a third person. "They have multiplied," said the biologist. "Oh no, it's an error in measurement," the physicist replied. "If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again," was the mathematician's conclusion.

Report of a duel between Alexander Shott and John Nott, in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case, it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot, but Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott.

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries! Why does MJ like Wal-Mart? Because they have boys' pants half off! What time is bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! And now, for the grand finale: What is brown and in little boys' pants? MJ's hand!

Homelite Zip Start Vac Attack Blower: Do not point blower in direction of people or pets. (Wild animals are presumably okay?) Bono 527 Multi-Purpose Cement: Exposure may result in confusion. (Anyone who sniffs glue is more than confused) Bowl-Fresh Automatic Toilet Cleaning Tablets: Harmful if swallowed. (I know a kid who can put a whole orange in his mouth- but that's beside the point) Sunbeam Simple Press Iron: To prevent burn injury, keep hand away from heated area. (I had no idea intense heat could BURN you! Go figure!) Hungry Jack Lite Syrup: Caution: Syrup bottle may be hot. (After lengthy instructions on how to heat the bottle.) 50 Water Balloons: This bag is not a toy. (Yes ind

On June 10th, 2006, San Fransisco, California held the largest gay, nude bike ride in the United States. I'm never buying a used bike ever again.

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept lik

Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.

An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding! Dormitory - Dirty Room Desperation - A Rope Ends It The Morse Code - Here Come Dots Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em Animosity - Is No Amity Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness - Genuine Class Semolina - Is No Meal A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one Contradiction - Accord not in it The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet Astronomer - Moon Starer This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To b

What starts with T, ends with the T and has full of T's? [You must answer it and write it in the comment box!(hehe)]

It's late at night, the weather's terrible, with lashing rain and high winds, when the traveller decides he's had enough and pulls in to the hotel car park. He grabs a few essentials and makes a dash for the foyer. "Can you let me have a room for the night, please?" he enquires. "Very sorry, sir, we've no spare rooms at all," responds the helpful clerk. "You've no room at all? I find that hard to believe. I think that if George Dubya arrived now, you'd find a room for him!" "Well, I think we might find something for *him*." "Well, he's not coming, so I'll have the room!"

Submit a joke = I'm a but jokes That's so stupid = Sadist puts hot .................................. Bonus jokes with my fur = Joy! Swift knob humerus let's hear a joke = Jerk tease halo (If you guys want that I anagram a sentence you like then post it on the comment box. But only from 7 letters to 30 letters!)

"They misunderestimate me." -Nov. 6, 2000 "Rarely is the question asked: Is out children learning?" -Jan. 11, 2000 "I aim to be a competitive nation." -April 21, 2006