Note: Most of these will only work in middle or high school. 1. When the bell rings, run out the classroom and when the hall is crowded, yell "MARCO!" See who answers. 2. If you're in biology doing a lab, drop some water into a beaker and then duck under your desk screaming "IT'S GONNA BLOW!" When everyone stares, just say "Oh, my mistake." 3. Run to your next class randomly pointing at different people. At the top of your lungs, scream "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? LEAVE ME ALONE!" 4. Randomly bust a dance move every now and then. 5. Write notes to classmates saying, "I need you for a top secret mission. Write back accepting or declining my request. This message will explode in ten second

Have you ever noticed people who cough/sneeze/do just about anything they can to spread their germs to everyone and everywhere? Well basically their theory is make germs like forwards. Try to get them around the world in 40 days or less. Lets try to get rid of these people rather then the avian virus before there is an epidemic. So to all those classmates who sit behind you and refuse to covertheir mouths-Good day to you all. In the words of Tiny Tim "and to all a good night."

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell clo

1. We are always clean. 2. We are totally comfortable saying, "I'll show you my breast if you show me your fly." 3. Bathing suits. Need I say more? 4. We WILL last the longest. 5. We know several different paces. 6. We LiKE it wet. 7. We will never hesitate to get on our backs. 8. We're good with our hips. 9. We never have any extra "baggage" in places where there isn't supposed to be any. 10. Not only do we put on latex fast and easy, but we go through enough of it in one year to cover our wallpaper with it. 11. We aren't always looking to "score" like all other athletes. 12. We don't "play games." 13. We go in hard, pull out fast, and come out wet. 14. We won't give up when we're tired. 15

This issue has been on my mind a lot lately. The lives of the innocent destroyed for the belief that they are mistakes. Many say that they're inadequate and that they deserve to be sent away. I'm sure they have feelings, too, though! Sometimes I can't eat or sleep because I think about them so much. It's such an injustice! They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Given no notice, they are swept right out of this world with such speed and are never heard from ever again. So many questions cloud my thoughts. How do they feel? Are they frightened or angry? Are they cold, lost and hungry? But the one question that I cannot find the answer to is: What happens to those poor letter

Never have lunch with a chess player - I did once; there was a checkered tablecloth, and it took him half an hour to pass me the salt.

What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.

E.T phone home! That must be one hell of a phone bill

A red-head heard there was a party being held, but when she arrived, they wouldn't let her in - it was a fancy-dress party! Disappointed but determined, she left, only to return shortly requesting admission. She was wearing only a pair of red gloves and a pair of red shoes and when she was asked what her fancy dress was, she stood with hands raised and said, "I'm the five of hearts, of course!"

There once was a girl from Darjeeling, Who could dance with exquisite feeling, There wasn't a sound For miles around, Except fly buttons hitting the ceiling!

Justin and Tarquin were having a wonderful time at the fairground, trying all the attractions, until they arrived at the carousel. Tarquin said, "Let's go on this one, Justin." "I'm tired right now," said Justin, "you go ahead and I'll see you later." So Tarquin goes on the carousel, but after a few minutes, the the carousel collapses in a heap. "Tarquin, Tarquin, are you all right?" calls Justin. "All right? Of course I'm not all right; seven times I went past you, and you didn't wave once!"

A family was eating out at a restaurant. The waiter who had been standing by them said in quite an upset manner "Well I guess I'm gonna go home, make myself a cold tuna sandwich, watch the news, and then cry myself to sleep again." The mother of the family looks at him in pity and says " would you like to join us?" The waiter shouts back, "Did you not just hear me?! I have an evening planned!"