Category Jokes - Animal
A spanish speaking person was eating breakfast they where having english muffins the rest of the family was English(The Spanish speaking guy was adopted)so he was eating an English muffin after that he tried to say Uno but instead was completely English Wierd
My wife and I were at an outdoor shopping mall, and I came across what I thought was a 'life-sized' chess board. So I began playing chess solo. Ten moves in, my wife comes by and says, "Honey, that's a crèche!"
Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.
Most of the Justin's concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
Police are now using Justin Bieber's songs as torture devices.
Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.
Q. What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
Justin Biebers new song is "if i were a boy".
You've got to feel sorry for JB ........
Justin Beiber doesn't need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I'm bleeding from my vagina.
Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you're making fun of someone's daughter.
Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.
According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.
"Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty" was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .
13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling "B
Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him; Bubba grabs his bottle of daddy's moonshine from his pocket and carefully pours 2 drops into the snake's mouth. The snake's eyes glaze over and quickly go limp. Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water.
A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on his
âª16.â¬A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, ''That'll be $5000.'' The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, ''That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?'' The shopkeeper answered, ''Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.'' The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. ''That one's even more expe
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tiger, a crocodile, a spider, and a elephant?
I don't know but you better get out of it's way!
Joe:Why did the cow cross the road?
Bob:The chicken quit.
Joe:why did the chicken quit?
Bob: He wanted a job that would give him more buck-buck-bucks.
Joe: Hey! Why is why is that duck crossing the road?
Bob: I don't know. Maybe the cow qu- Hey! Why am I talking to you? I don't even know you!
Joe: Why don't you kno-
Bob: Shut up!
Breaking News! Daisy the Dalmation is entering the presidential election along with Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.Right now we are going to hear her campaign speech.
" Voting for your next president will be very difficult to chose so let me make it easier. You can vote for the white guy or the black guy. You vote for me you get both.!"
What is it called when your pet snake doesn't feel right?
-reptile dysfunction.
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