Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.

What do elephants have that nothing else has? Baby elephants!

Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse coming back from vacation.

Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails? A: Two elephants.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? A: Their color.

Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming? A: Here come the elephants.

Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming? A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.

Q: What is big and grey and comes in quarts? A: An elephant.

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