Category Jokes - Animal
Why does a chicken cross the street?
Because it wants to get on the other side!
Why should not a chicken cross the road?
It would be a fowl proceeding.
Why does a duck cross the street?
Because it was the chicken's and turkey's day off.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
To "lay it on the line".
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's feet.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he's "chicken".
What is the difference between a chicken?
Neither can ride a bicycle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had no frontal lobe.
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