Category Jokes - Animal
1 C A and 4 H A in a M M
1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!
What is a chicken's favorite type of joke?
The human who crossed the road!!!
A masked man all of a sudden gave a beggar 1 million dollars.
Man: Why did you give me so much money?
Masked Robber: I steal from the rich and give to the poor.
Man: I'm rich!
Masked Robber: Okay give me all your money.
Here are some excuses...
1. My kids are locked outside.
2. My kids are locked inside.
3. My kids are stuck in the door.
4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies.
5. I have to help my Aunt Flo in Omaha bake cookies - she's much better. Now and she wants to send thank-you cookies to everyone who came to see her when she thought she was dying.
6. The Water Department has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.
7. The gas company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.
8. The water meter guy and the gas meter guy were both leaving cards on my door about me not being home, and they got into a fight about whose mete
Can you decipher this phrase?
RU[color=red]E[/color]
Are you ready: [R U + red E].
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL
Basket Balls!
Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you th
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