Category Jokes - Animal
What does a dog do in your backyard that you don't want to step in?
Dig a hole.
If you step in the hole, you might twist your ankle!
Put the characters C - D - I - M - L - V - X in the right order - but not alphabetical.
I - V - X - L - C - D - M.
Roman numerals.
My brother, Julian, is a little simple. I recently asked him to buy me some ribbon for my daughter's pretty pink bonnet. He went to the haberdashery shop for the required length but accidentally interchanged the feet and inches. When I measured the resulting ribbon I only had 30% of the length I required. How much ribbon did I originally ask for?
I asked for 9 foot 2 inches (110 inches) and my brother brought me 2 foot 9 inches (33 inches).
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Catch 22!
(22 cats).
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