What does the turtle do in the Olympics? The hurdle run!

Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Because he lost his keys in his trunk!

How do turtles talk to each other? Shellphones!

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say Cheese!

What did the cat say to the other cat on the phone? Can you hear me-ow?

Which sea will make you go ape? The Chimpansea.

What do you call a horse that escaped from jail? A Zebra.

What is a cat's favourite exercise? Puss-Ups!

What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly? A Bearacuda.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can

What does a cow do for entertainment? Listen to moo-sic.

What do you call a flying skunk? A smell-icopter