Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. The same as the number of men, you sexist bastard!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!

How many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor's house.

How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? 1:Let's go ride our bikes! 2:Hey look! A squirrel.

How many Wocka users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of 'em. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to argue if this is funny or not.

Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A. You send us the prize money and we'll tell you the answer.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

boodler---> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.

This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I'm working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform) (Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on. Johnathan is eating breakfast, and Evan is mopping the kitchen floor.) Johnathan: Hey Chris are you ready for school? Chris: I sure am Johnathan. Evan: Hey Chris Chris: Hey Evan Johnathan: Come on eat some breakfast. I made you pancakes. Chris: I want eggs. Johnathan: You don't like eggs. Chris: Yeah I do. Johnathan: No, you say you like eggs. But then when I give them to you, you throw a fit and say they're nasty. Chris: I promise I won't.

How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb; 1 to give the light bulb to the person who'll screw in a light bulb and 998 to find the light bulb.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.