How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just make darkness the new industry standard!

How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.

How many Hubluzas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There is no lightbulb!

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. It's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark. Don't worry about me...

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .

How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!

How many ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb? Two - one to change the light bulb, and one to holg ge gottong og ge lagger.

Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns - 5 Boys in school - 1000