How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb??? None, they will just have there robot do it.

Why can't blondes put in lightbubs? Because they keep breaking them with hammers.

Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? They wouldn't, they might brake a nail!

HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb. HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better. HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement: "We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance a

How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Cats can't hold a light bulb

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: One, but 500 children to hold the ladder!

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don't know how they got in there!

Why did the lightbulb fail his test? He wasnt bright enough!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their clients in the dark!

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to turn it the other to grade the person.

Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.