Category Jokes - Lightbulb
What did the baby lightbulb say to his mother?
I wuv you watts and watts!
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb????
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to be the cunsultant.
One to be the labor manager.
Two to hire people.
Four to actually screw in the lightbulb.
Five to be the ladder and ten to be the company board of directors.
Q: How many Lizzie's does it take to screw up a light bulb
A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)
How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
nine - three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!
How many worms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of an idiot thinks worms can screw in light bulbs?!