How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one-they don't like to share the spotlight.

Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..."

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two (think about it)

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many FBI agents does it take to change a lightbulb? Shut up! We'll be asking the questions here.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to change it and the other two to argue whether the lightbulb really exists.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they only screw the poor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb? None, they just assume they've gone blind.