Jokes
Category Jokes - Knock Knock
King...
Knock,knock! Who's there? King! King who? King Kong is now part of China.
A Chu
Knock Knock! Who's there? A chu. A chu who? Bless you!
You!
Knock knock. Who's there? You! You who? What are you so happy about?
Isabel
Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.
Knock Knock, Harry P
-Knock Knock! -Who's there? -You know. -You know who? -Thats right, avada kedavra!
WTF???
Knock, knock Who's there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.
Money, Money, Money!
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Who Who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Who who. Who who who? Is there an owl in here?
Mosquito
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito bit me!
Cow or Owl?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Toulose
Knock Knock. Who's there? Toulose. Toulose who? I don't want to lose to anybody!
Are You?
Knock Knock. Who's there? Are you, Are you who? Are you going to let me in or not?
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