Knock Knock Who's there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to work!

Knock-Knock, Who's there? Alarm. Alarm who? Alarm the cops about all the partying I've been having!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? life life who? A life is what you need to get!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby that is the question!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the t.v., it's going to be cold out.

Knock,knock.... Who's there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we're going to Miami. --------------------------------------------- Knock,knock.... Who's there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike. -----------------------------------------------

Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who's you? (This is me, who's you.)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Ya Ya - who? I didn't know you could yodel! Yahoooo!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Me Me who? Who the hell is me-who???

Knock-Knock Who's there Icee Icee who I see you in there now let me in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Wet. Wet who? Wet me in! It's waining!

Tom: I've got a great knock-knock joke. Bill: Ok, let's hear it. Tom: You start. Bill: Knock-knock. Tom: Who's there? Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)