Jokes
Category Jokes - Knock Knock
A Little Old Lady
Knock-Knock Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
Yule
Knock, knock. Who's There? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know until you open the door!
Candy
Knock Knock Who's there? Candy Candy who? Candy have some sweets? Please!
Snowflake
Knock Knock Who's there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? There's snowflake like home!
Olive
Knock-knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!!!
Deaf
Knock Knock. Whos there? Deaf person. Deaf person who? Sorry, can't hear you.
Bless
Knock Knock ! Who's there ? Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
Banana (not Like the Other Bananas)
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split, so ice creamed !
YOO
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Yoo who? No thanks.
Abbey
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose!
Acid
Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet!
Acid 2
Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!
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