Category Jokes - Knock Knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is stuck in the door!!
(My damn foot is stuck in the door.)
A man was lost for hours when he suddenly came up to a house.
The man knocked on the door and asks to enter. The woman who owns the house asked, "Who is it?"
The man answered, "I and I King Silassi I Jah Rasta Fari."
The lady replied, "Go away, there are too many of you for me to let you in."
One day, someone phoned Central Manhattan Office.
Caller: Good afternoon. I'm John Smith.
Operator: GOOD AFTERNOON! CAN I HELP YOU?
Caller: Who are you? Why are you so rude?
Operator: WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
Caller: I am looking for my sister, Gabrielle Smith. She works here, right?
Operator: SHE IS IN THE TOILET!
Caller: Okay. Now I want to know who you are. Why are you so rude?
Operator: I'M SAW LEE!
Caller: Oh, you should be sorry because you are so rude!
Then the caller hung up the phone.
*Try to pronounce "SAW LEE". It sounds like "SORRY", right?
Knock-knock..
Who's there?
Panther....
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth I'm goin' thwimmin'!
A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Without thinking, his friend replied: "Marry a penguin."
A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with tremendous respect. At a farewell reception, her host said, "We've been so excited to have a famous author in our midst." "What am I supposed to have written?" she asked, baffled.
"Why, The Gwyniss Book of Records."
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