George W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen of England. The Queen gets her finest horses and buggy. When Bush gets off the plane, and onto the buggy, Bush and the Queen ingage in a conversation. In the middle of their conversation, one of the horse let out a really big, really smelly fart. The Queen quickly apoligizes and says "I'm sorry, theirs somethings not even a Queen can control." Bush replies "Ma'am, if you wouldn't have said anything, I would have thought it was the horse."

Ugly: (adjective) A state of being in which you are constantly in. Example: You

If brains were fuel, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the edge of a penny.

A friend of mine spent two hours in the salon getting her hair colored, cut, and blow dried. After all that, was it too much to ask to be treated like Cinderella at the ball? Yet when she went to the desk to pay, the receptionist said to her, "Hello, madam, who is your appointment with today?"

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have any film.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!

You're so stupid you got locked in an open convertibale car.

You're so ugly that you scared away a man-eating shark!

You're so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.

Your breath is so bad, you need a tic-tac the size of a watermelon!