Category Jokes - Insults
This is a insult I use on my brother's girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it.
That bridge on your nose is so big, it could fit Rosie O'Donald across the Grand Canyon!
Whats the difference between a black man and a farm tractor?
Nothing! The tractor is just an upgrade!
Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands?
Because they don't have enough room for their funny farms!
My girl told me she was trying to lose weight, so I said, "Do whatever makes you happy inside. Just keep in mind that your weight's just a number. There's no number in the world to measure how beautiful you are . . . unless you include negative numbers."
Hitler walks into a bar; he's depressed. He goes up to the counter and orders three shots. The bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots; the bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots. The bartender asks Hitler why he's so depressed.
Hitler replies, "Give me the shots and I'll tell you," so the bartender gives him the shots and he downs them. Then the bartender asks why he's so depressed. Hitler replies, "I just killed six millions Jews and a clown."
The bartender replies, "Why a clown?"
Hitler says, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!"
Home
