Freddy:May I please use the telephone for a while? Lady Flora:Yes, you may. Then Freddy saw a poster of Jollibee. There it says that the only telephone number you may dial in Rhode Island if you want to talk to them is: 626-999-626. Freddy called that number. Freddy:626-999-626. Jollibe Customer Service:Hello, Jollibee customer service here. What do you want to order. Freddy: One piece Chicken McDonalds and any coffee by Figaro please. Then Freddy ran away because he was afraid what the customer service will say.

Maria went to the telephone booth to make her second insult call. She payed the telephone booth owner. Then she dialed: ABC-DEF-GHI. "Hello! May I take your order, please?" the Figaro delivery service said. "I want to order all the kinds of sushi you have, and please don't forget the chopsticks." Maria replied. "Looks like we have another insult call."

It is really insulting when someone from the Greenwich restaurant see you eating a pizza from Pizza Hut.

How long does a black woman take to do a shit? 9 months

Why aren't there more Kenyans in the Olympics? All the rest couldn't outrun the slave traders!

You'll never guess what just happened! I just got arrested for punching a black woman. It wasn't my fault it was my mom's. We were in Home Depot when she told me to go find a Black & Decker.

There were cockroaches in the corner of a hotel when four people saw it and reacted differently. The hotel manager saw the cockroaches, and said "Can somebody please clean these up? It's ruining my hotel." A customer saw it and said "Don't the hotel facilities know how to maintain this hotel clean and free of gross creatures? I'm out of here." A movie star saw it and said "Eeewww, crochy! Go away!" Then a beggar outside saw it and said "Is that dinner? For me?"

JOHNNY : Hey billy, you like Fishsticks? BILLY : Yeah... JOHNNY : So, you put Fishsticks in your mouth? BILLY : Yeah why? JOHNNY : What are you Billy, a gay fish?

USA:What's wrong world? World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! USA: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred billion dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defence and whatnot, but you need it more. World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in USA's face)

A Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling "Damn! The goat stinks!" After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, "Damn! The goat stinks!" Finally Snakeyboy went in. After 2 hours the goat came rushing out yelling "Damn! Snakeyboy stinks!"

What's the difference between a Western necktie and a cow's tail? The cow's tail covers the whole asshole.

This is a insult I use on my brother's girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it. That bridge on your nose is so big, it could fit Rosie O'Donald across the Grand Canyon!