Jokes
Category Jokes - Insults
I Would Punch You
I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.
Sumos
You're so fat you make sumos look anorexic.
Richard laughs
You're so fat Richard Simmons laughs at you.
I.Q.
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
Best Come back
If I wanted to think of a better come back, I'd dig it out of your @$$!
Rhyme
Roses are red, Grass is green. You have the shape Of a washing machine.
You're so dumb...
You're so dumb, you studied for a blood test!
Nuts
I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
Idiot!
You're so dumb, you staple in the middle of the paper!
Mirrors
Q: You know what's gross? A: When you look in a mirror!
How do you know?
Q. How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A. Your dog humps your leg with his eyes closed
Dumb light
You're so dumb, you invented the solar powered flashlight!
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